Delta middle seat

Are you and isle or window type of person?

On the Delta app you can choose your profile preferences, but theres no option for middle. No one ever wants to be stuck in the middle. No one wants to be middle age, the middle sibling, that poor middle finger and of course no one wants the middle seat.

When my husband and I were on a flight to Hawaii, I got isle (i’m an isle girl) and he got middle. And some poor sucker got boxed in by the window. It was a night flight and as soon as I heard the engine purr I passed out. It happens to me all the time. I can drink a cup of coffee, then as soon as the engine starts I fall asleep.

Well naturally I fell asleep and my wonderful husband felt bad waking me up so he got stuck in the middle the whole flight with no option to escape. Ever since then i’ve never been allowed to sit in the isle seat.

So my new favorite seat is still the isle, but I have to say middle. I know, we could sit across the isles from each other, he could have woke me up. But its cool. I’m small and it actually doesn’t bug me. No one hits you when they walk by in a hurry to use the bathroom. Or no cart runs into your arm. The middle is pretty awesome. Sometimes you get to meet exciting new people. Sometimes you sit next to extremely big people AND YOU TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!

I love the middle seat now.

I also deserve flowers.